Aspirations as of Right This Minute
- Name a child (not necessarily mine) Smoove*
- Acquire a hot tub
- Own the Secret Garden
- Fall in and out of love in rapid succession with a Brazilian man with diamond earrings
- Get a tramp stamp and wear belly shirts for a week.
- Call myself by my name, always.
- Answer the phone, "This is Ginger, you're welcome." Always.
- Get over 100 "likes" on Facebook on a mundane post
- Meet Justin Bieber. In front of his fans confess to him that I feel neutrally about him and that I could care less if he can grow a mustache or not.
- Protest a protest, preferably something really controversial
- Be Charlize Theron
- Win a staring contest
- Punch someone in the nose over something quite trivial, claiming my honor was at stake
- Listen to a song not featuring Pitbull on the radio
- Pull off Halle Berry's Catwoman outfit for a day
- Tan
*Smoove is a character in the satirical newspaper, The Onion. All rights or whatever go to them.
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