Preludium

Greetings, fellow internet-junkies. I guess I've joined the world of egotistical blogging and the thinking that everyone wants to read my ramblings...Although, I must say: I'm sure my blog will be so much better than everybody else's because a) my life is so much more interesting and b) I'm such a wonderful writer and c) all the above are incorrect. I'm just a normal redhead, sometimes called a ginger, going about my life, having decided that I should try writing about it.
I'm no one supremely special. I'm no hero. I won't blog about my quilting or cooking or geneology or whatever else people blog about. I merely heard that blogging is exciting and fulfilling. I've been a Facebook addictee for the longest time so I'm trying to branch out. (Step six of Facebookers Anonymous: let go of past addiction and move on to new one)
As I sit here typing all of this, I'm sure you're all wondering--along with me, mind you--what is my purpose of this blog? What is my mission?
I don't know.
Mayhaps it is to inform? To question? To learn?
No. To rant.
Rant about what exactly? I think I shall rant about humanity. About taxes. About government. About "hipsters." About trends. About music. About anything that I feel like exercising satirical speech on.
Now, I will warn all of you. Sometimes, I may get kind of...cynical. Sarcastic? Perhaps even, dare I say it, witty? Try not to get offended, because if you do feel righteous indignation at my words, you're probably at the wrong blog. Or you are thin-skinned. Either way, feel free to leave. Or send me hateful thoughts.
Enough of this useless chatter. I don't know exactly what I'll blog about, but probably meaningless things that no one cares about except me. At any rate, thanks for reading along. Hope I can bring some...some...some something to your life and whatnot. Here's to making fun of life.