Annoyances

I have 2  things I would like to address in this post. They are highly sensitive and also highly interesting.  I am sure there will be a lot of dissenters from my views.  To those of you that get riled up, try to keep it chill.  Breathe.  Take a drink of water or whatever calms you down.

First: Adele. 
The reason I bring her up? Because I CAN'T GET HER OFF MY RADIO. 
Ok, seriously, Adele, we know you're a great singer and musician and whatever else you are. We know your heart was broken. WE FREAKING KNOW ALREADY.  Get. Off. MY RADIO. (I tend to use caps lock when I get passionate.  If it's too much for you to handle, please feel free to let me know and I will try to simmer down to not caps-lock.)
But really. Her music was so good when it first came out.  I got chills from "Someone Like You" and "Rolling in the Deep" was a breath of fresh air.  However, I can't stand it anymore. It's got to be stopped.  If I hear another "And now Adele with 'Someone Like You'" I might hurl. 

Second: Those crunchy granola bars that come in packs of two and whose only purpose is to crumble everwhere and make you look like a messy idiot. 
Seriously? I don't even like granola bars, but I got all excited when they said "peanut butter and crunchy." I was thinking "oh great, finally a granola bar that will keep me entertained as well as be delicious and satisfying." But nooo.  I got stuck with a lap full of these pebbly sand type grains and friends, colleagues, and family wondering if I knew how to stick a granola bar in my mouth!  Why?  I only wanted delicious peanut-buttery goodness.  Is that too much to ask? You tell me.

Now, how do these connect?
I'll tell you, reader, oh I will tell you.
I was simultaneously attempting to successfully eat a crunchy bar thing while Adele came on the radio at work. It was awful. It was just bad enough that I had to inform the internet world of it. I hope I didn't set anybody off. Adele fans? Shut up. You know what I say is true. She won't leave us alone. Crunchy bar fans? Get off your high crumbly horse and eat a chocolate bar or something.

Still need that signout line. Suggestions, anyone?