Wednesday, July 11, 2012

Amateurity

Ok. So in an effort to be frank with all of you--I'm an amateur blogger. But I have the ego to be convinced that people need to read my stuff.  Forgive me for being arrogant.
Now, I have recently, as in probably an hour ago recently, changed the title of my blog from Tales of a Redhead to Rantings of a Cynical Ginger. It's longer but I thought Tales of a Redhead sounded so dumb.  I'm renovating.  Aaaaand that was the end of my renovations.
But if anyone has any suggestions for me to do something that would my blog better, more reader-friendly, more trafficked, PLEASE don't be hesitant to give me suggestions. If, however, I get comments like, "You should post nude pics," or "Show some skin," I will assume you are either a) trolling or b) serious and therefore a pervert probably picking his nose, watching porn, or collecting naval lint in a jar.  And I will ignore you.
If, however, you are not a pervert or a troll, pretty please give me any tips you guys have. :)  See, I even added one of those cliche smiley faces to make myself seem more welcoming to suggestions.

In return, I will add a short list of random facts about myself because that's absolutely a fair trade.

1) I fear grasshoppers more than death.
2) I used to bite my nails until one of my friends started yelling at me whenever my fingers went to my mouth.
3) I notice people's teeth first off.  I have nightmares about losing my own.
4) Pretty sure I can predict the future.
5) I write fiction and fantasy, but I'm unpublished. Some day. Some day.
6) Even though I'm a ginger I have light brown eyebrows and brown eyes. People say my eyes look like the color of my hair in the sun.
7) If I could live off of steamed clams and lemon-butter I would.
8) I hate the sight of my own feet.
9) I've been told I look like Emma Stone. (If only those who said it were right!!)
10) I'm convinced I should marry Hugh Jackman.  The Australia version of him.


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