Crucial Redhead Info

This is a page devoted to Redheadedness.
Why You Need This In Your Life:
1)  Because, redheads are awesome.
2) Because the previous statement is true.
3) Also because I'm redheaded and feel a strong pride in being so.

Quote!
"While the rest of the species is descended from apes, redheads are descended from cats." - Mark Twain

Redhead Facts:
1) Redheads are more sensitive to cold and less sensitive to anesthesia.
2) Redheads fear dentists considerably more than other hair colored peoples.
3) Redheads make up less than 1% of the world's population.
4) Redheads are not going extinct.
5) Redheads don't go gray, but go sandy and then white.
6) Redheads are angrier and fiestier.
7) Redheads don't like being called "ginger." Unless it is done respectfully, or by another redhead.
8) Redheads get freckles. Freckles are signs of sun damage. Redheads ignore this. 
9) Redheads don't appreciate stereotypes.
10) Redheads are far superior to other hair colors.

Redhead Fears:
1) Sun
2) Sunscreen outtages
3) Dominant genes
4) Tan people
5) Parkinson's
6) Trite jokes i.e. "Gingers have no souls."


Redhead Triumphs:
1) Ability to wear peuce green and rock it.
2) Adoring fans
3) Existence despite persecution*
4) Famous people
Cleopatra, Vivaldi, Queen Elizabeth, , Napoleon Bonaparte, Lucille Ball, Emma Stone, and Geri Halliwell (Ginger Spice).  Others not named were Lizzie Borden, Lenin, and L. Ron Hubbard, for various reasons. 

Redhead Musings
i.e. This Entire Blog

*Redheads have been burnt at the stake, accused of being witches.  On top of that, sacrifices of redheads buried alive were made to Osiris in Egypt.